[Freaking News] Octopus to replace Dhongi Astrologer Babas in all News Channels


During FIFA World Cup 2010 the very famous Psychic Octopus Paul predicted that who will win the football matches and everytime he was right. Latest he predicted that Spain will beat Germany to go into the FIFA World Cup Finals. The whole world is amazed to see his psychic power. News Channels were also really impressed by him and they are thinking to replace all the Dhongi Astrologer Babas of their Channels with these type of psychic Octopus. This came as a setback for all the Dhongi Babas and they challenged the Paul Octopus and the News Channels. All the Babas have cursed the News Channels and Octopus Paul. Octopus Paul has also predicted the end of all Dhongi Babas. The very famous Jhunjun Walle Dhongi Astrologer Baba who used come on India TV and who is also the President of "All India Dhongi Astrologers Association" has expressed his views on the issue and said that "This decision of News Channels to replace us by those creepy 8 leged Octopus is not good and they will have to pay for this. We will go to the court against this. News Channels are snatching our work. Now who will advise the viewers to do all those stupid things to become rich and stay away from illness. If News Channel don't hire us again then we will give Supari to kill all the Octopuses to very famous Supari Animal Killer Mendka Ganghi."
The interview for Hiring Octopus have started and all the News Channels are in hurry to hire the best Psychic Octopus. Till now many News Channels have hired Psychic Octopus. The best Indian News Channel Aaj Tak has bought the Psychic 'Octopus Dhol' the nephew of 'Octopus Paul'.


So will these 8 leged creatures be successful in the world of astrology? Weather they prove to be successful or not at least we are getting rid of all Dhongi Astrologer Babas. 3 Cheers to Octopus Paul.


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