Today Pakistan President Zardari announced that Pakistan will soon start a new type of league which would be called PTL (Pakistan Terrorism League). He said that he was amused to see the huge success of IPL 3 & now he wants to become the Pakistani Lalit Modi & wants PTL to reach even greater heights. While USA President Obama well wished Zardari for his new venture. Obama has promised Pakistan that they will provide $500 Million package for PTL. Zardari says he will work for PTL till his last breaths. Zardari has also promised that soon after PTLs success he will open International Terrorism School of Pakistan where students from class Kindergarten will be taught how to use guns and how to become human bombs so that they can destroy India. The matches will be played with guns and rockets instead of bat and balls. Innocent people will be used instead of wooden wickets.
Teams Captains
1. Dawood Devils Dawood Ibrahim
2. ISI Jokers ISI Chief
3. Pak Army Killers Army Chief General Kayani
4. Al-Queda Super Pimps Osama Bin Laden
5. Taliban Chargers Taliban Chief
6. Lashkar-e-Taiba Riders Lashkar Chief
7. Kings IX Pakistan PM Gilani
Written By- Harsh Dahiya
Pictures By- Harsh Dahiya
All the Terrorists are very happy and have promise Pakistan that they will help in insurgency to occupy Kashmir and spread Terrorism in India. While in India Shiv Sena has acted strongly to this by advising Shahrukh Khan to join PTL because he advocated for Pakistan players to play in IPL.
There will be 7 terrorist teams.
The Teams & their Captains are as follows-
The Teams & their Captains are as follows-
Teams Captains
1. Dawood Devils Dawood Ibrahim
2. ISI Jokers ISI Chief
3. Pak Army Killers Army Chief General Kayani
4. Al-Queda Super Pimps Osama Bin Laden
5. Taliban Chargers Taliban Chief
6. Lashkar-e-Taiba Riders Lashkar Chief
7. Kings IX Pakistan PM Gilani
Pictures By- Harsh Dahiya
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